The Agreement

By visiting Laughable News, you acknowledge that everything here is satire.

If you read an article here and think it is real, you agree to take a deep breath, go outside, and touch some grass before tweeting about it.

Intellectual Property

We own the jokes. You own the laughter. It’s a symbiotic relationship.

You may share our links, but please do not copy-paste our entire articles and claim you wrote them. That is plagiarism, and it makes our writers cry.

Limitation of Liability

We are not responsible if:

• You get fired for laughing during a Zoom meeting.
• You spill coffee on your keyboard while reading.
• You actually try to use “vibes” as a legal defense.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of Physics, Murphy’s Law (“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong”), and the unwritten rules of the internet.

Any disputes will be settled by a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.