Data Collection

Do we collect data? Yes. We collect digital crumbs left behind by your browser.

Why? To see how many people read our articles while they are supposed to be working. Currently, that number is “a lot.”

Cookies

We use cookies. Sadly, not the chocolate chip kind.

These are small text files that help us remember if you’ve already closed our annoying popup ads. If you disable cookies, the popups might come back. You have been warned.

Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you have the right to:

• Ask us what we know about you (Answer: Nothing).
• Ask us to delete your data (We probably already lost it).
• Complain to a government agency that definitely has bigger problems.

Security

We take security very seriously. Our server is guarded by a very aggressive cat named “Firewall.”

Note: Please do not use “Password123” as your password. That is our password.