DATELINE: THE GARAGE — This Father’s Day, we are facing a crisis. Fathers across the nation are running out of fresh material. If you hear “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” one more time, you may legally be allowed to scream.
Our editorial team has scoured the internet to find gifts that replenish the “Dad Joke” supply, ensuring that the man of the house remains the funniest person in the room (at least in his own mind).
The Science of the Groan
Why do dads do it? According to researchers writing for The Conversation, dad jokes serve a specific evolutionary purpose: they are a safe, wholesome way for fathers to bond with their children while simultaneously embarrassing them. It is a delicate balance of affection and torture.
Top Picks for the “Fun Dad”
Instead of another tie, we recommend wearable puns. The “Pugfather” shirt offers a cinematic nod to his authority. The “I Tell Dad Jokes Periodically” (with the chemical elements) appeals to his inner nerd. These shirts don’t just clothe him; they give him a script.