Laughable News
Satire Bureau • Est. Whenever • “All the news that’s fit to make up.”
Who We Are
Laughable News is the leading source of stories that haven’t happened, but definitely feel like they happened.
We cover the silent struggles: 2:00 AM gaming sessions, passive-aggressive emails, and dad jokes.
Standards
While mainstream media relies on “facts,” we rely on vibes.
Code of Ethics:
- If it’s funny, it’s true.
- If it’s not funny, blame the editor.
- Sources confirmed via group chat.
Global Bureaus
🛋 Living Room: Procrastination News
☕ Break Room: Yogurt Theft Updates
💻 IT Dungeon: “Have you tried restarting?”
🔧 The Garage: Dads “just resting their eyes”
Corrections
Found an error? Write it on a paper airplane and throw it out the window. We’ll look into it.
LEGAL: This is satire. The names are made up. If you recognize yourself, we apologize, but it’s kinda funny.