Introvert Successfully Avoids Social Interaction Using Only a T-Shirt
LOCAL REPORT — Introverts everywhere are hailing a local hero today. Sarah Jenkins, a graphic designer and known avoider of small talk, successfully navigated a […]
Month: January 2026
Why “It Works on My Machine” is a Valid Legal Defense
SILICON VALLEY — A landmark (and imaginary) ruling has declared that the phrase “It works on my machine” is now a legally binding defense for […]
Gamers Agree: “Just One More Level” is a Lie
REPORT: THE LIVING ROOM COUCH — A comprehensive poll of gamers at 2:00 AM has confirmed that the phrase “Just one more level” is the […]
5 Secret Santa Gifts That Won’t Get You Fired (Probably)
THE BREAK ROOM — The annual office Secret Santa exchange is approaching, bringing with it the traditional mix of holiday cheer and crippling anxiety. The […]
The Ultimate Father’s Day Guide: Dad Jokes He Hasn’t Heard Yet
DATELINE: THE GARAGE — This Father’s Day, we are facing a crisis. Fathers across the nation are running out of fresh material. If you hear […]
The $10 Million Comma: Why Grammar Matters
THE LIBRARY — For years, the “Grammar Police” have been mocked for their obsession with the Oxford Comma. We have been called pedants. We have […]
Why Einstein Wore the Same Outfit Every Day
THE CLOSET — Have you ever noticed that the smartest people in history often dressed like cartoon characters? Albert Einstein had his grey suit. Steve […]