Oh, ok Karl. I did misunderstand. The short answer is no, I do not have any printed material for offering to Distribution locations.

Getting the distribution locations shouldn't be very hard...most businesses are very happy to have them. I never really had many rejections, so I never bothered creating a promo tool for that aspect. So, I'm really curious as to what their complaint was.
What kind of rejections are you getting? Are you just saying, "Ok", and walking away? Or are you trying to convince them?
You may find an answer to your problems in our FAQ section:
www.laughablenews.com/Distribution-areas/
There are some ideas on how to combat stores who do not want the newsletter.
Let me know.
