Businesses seem relentless when it comes to inventing new things, and
with good reason: People will try anything once. They may have gone too
far this time. Have a look at these weird drinks...would you be crazy
enough to drink them?
Even Antarctica has an area code. It is 672.
In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.
Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.
Moist air holds heat better than dry air.
The hair of an adult man or woman can stretch 25 percent of its length without breaking.
Jumbo jets use 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off .
Diamonds mined in Brazil are harder than those found in Africa.’
If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board.
Just Joking:
0 - 200:
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Career Decisions:
Two unemployed guys are
talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.” The other
replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.”
“Yes I do!”
“Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?”
“Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down.”
“Well,
what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big
claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?”
“Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down.”
“Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?”
“Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him.”
“Well, what if that gun doesn’t work? What will you do then?”
“Well, then I pick up some of the mess that’s on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of the cage.”
“Well, what if there ain’t no mess in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?”
“Well,
that’s dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair
out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don’t work,
there’s going to be some mess on the bottom of that cage, you can bet
on that.”
The Lease:
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
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