Hooked On Facts:

Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.

The first hard drive available for the Apple II had a capacity of only 5 megabytes.

15 million gallons of wine were destroyed in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.

It is illegal to mispronounce ‘Arkansas’ while in the state of Arkansas!

One quarter of the human brain is used to control the eyes.

Perspiration is odorless; it is the bacteria on the skin that creates an odor.

A rat can fall from a five-story building without injury.

Hummingbirds can’t walk.

Just Joking:

Wedding Poll:

At a wedding, the D.J. polled the guests to see who had been married the longest. The winners were then asked, “What advice do you have for the newlyweds?”

The wife quickly responded, “The three most important words in a marriage are ‘You’re probably right’.” Everyone then looked at the husband.

He said, “Yeah, she’s probably right!”

Amazing Watch:

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman.

“I just got this amazing watch,” he tells her, “it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking.”

“What does it say about me?” asked the woman.

“It says you want to go out on a date with me.” said the man.

“Sorry,” said the blonde, “I think your watch is broken.”

“Hmmm,” said the man slowly examining the watch, “It seems to be running an hour fast...”

Pirate Tales:

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”? “Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.”

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”? “A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,” the sailor asked incredulously. “Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with my hook”

Subtle Hints:

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back.

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad