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Week 45, 2007 - The Laughable News

In The News:

Cool...Film Fans Build Their Own Transformer:

Three Transformers fans in Nanjing city, China, have built their own robot out of a Citroen C2 car /Lu Feng. Sui Lulu, Zhang Yiming and Li Wei, from Nanjing city, have named the 15ft Transformer X2, reports the Jinling Evening Post.

Transformer“We are huge Transformers fans, and grew up with them on TV and in comic books. We always wanted to have our own transformer, a real one,” says graphic designer Sui Lulu. He says they picked the Citroen C2 because it’s small: “We originally wanted to make the figure of Optimus Prime, who is transformed from a truck. But we calculated that the final figure would be around seven storeys high, and we couldn’t find room for it. So we went with the Citroen C2.”

X2 is loosely based on the Bumblebee and Jazz Transformers in the movie. But Sui added: “We added a lot of our things, like some Chinese elements. The head of X2 is like an ancient Chinese war helmet, simple but beautiful.” He admits that, because of financial constraints, their Transformer can’t actually do much transforming. “The legs bend, since we installed two hydraulic pressure rods, and the finger joints move. Also, we added a pedrail to his feet,” he said.

The youngsters are now planning to fulfill their original ambition to make a giant Transformer based on Optimus Prime.

 

 


Hooked On Facts:

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

10 of the tributaries flowing into the Amazon river are as big as the Mississippi river.

One cubic foot of gold weighs more than 1,200 pounds!

So that’s how they cheat - a microwaved baseball will fly farther than a frozen baseball.

Prior to 1900, prize fights lasted up to 100 rounds.

Scientists are now able to grow ‘beating’ heart tissue in a lab!

Next to Warsaw, Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world.

There are some species of snails that are extremely venomous.

Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.

Male monkeys lose the hair on their heads in the same way men do.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.


Just Joking:

The New Counsellor:

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered, “Would you like me to be your friend?”

The girl hesitated, then said, “Okay,” looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why are you standing here all alone?”

“Because,” the little girl said with great exasperation, “I’m the goalie!”

Wrong Side Of The Bar:

A construction worker walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, “All you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of idiots!” A sudden silence descends.

After a moment he asks “Anyone got a problem with that?” The silence lengthens.

He then chugs back another beer and growls, “And all you guys on the other side of the bar are all scum!” Once again, the bar is silent.

He looks around belligerently and roars, “Anyone got a problem with that?” A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man.

“You got a problem, buddy?”

“Oh no; I’m just on the wrong side of the bar.”

The Tightwads:

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides.

Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.”

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn’t have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it’s free to watch, let’s at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, “I’ll tell you what, I’ll take you up flying, and if you don’t say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could. Heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admitted defeat and went back the air port.

“I’m surprised, why didn’t you say anything?”

“Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.”

 

 
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