Hooked On Facts:

The city of Las Vegas has the most hotel rooms in the world.

More than 100 pizza box-related patents have been issued since 1976!

U-Haul is the world’s largest advertiser in the Yellow Pages.

In ancient Rome it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.

Crocodile babies don’t have sex chromosomes; the temperature at which the egg develops determines gender.

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Just Joking:

Selling The Car:

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going to be legal.” “That doesn’t matter at all,” replied the blonde. “All that matters it that I am able to sell this car.”

“Alright,” replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn’t be a problem to sell your car.”

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette’s advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked,
“Did you sell your car?”

“No!” replied the blonde. “Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it.”

Revenge:

A grandfather bought a hobby-horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter. The toy arrived in 189 pieces. The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour; however, it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.

Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it to the company.

Backwoods Hillbillies:

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. John was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn’t he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn’t realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: “CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN”

They Said What?!

Can you guess who said these brilliant things?“

1. I like most of the places I’ve been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”
2. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
3. “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff?”
4. “I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
5. “He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”
6. “I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”

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Answers

1. Britney Spears 2. Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks 3. Paris Hilton 4 Alicia Silverstone 5. Don King 6. Samuel Goldwyn