Hooked On Facts:

At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!

Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Jim Morrison were all 27 years old when they died.

Dirty snow melts faster than clean.

The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that just one gram of it can kill 150 people.

The 7-Eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach!

If you put a T-Bone steak in a bowl of Coca - Cola Syrup, it will dissolve in 2 to 3 days.

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Just Joking:

Give Him Back Or I’ll Sue:

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s it going down there in Hell?”

Satan replied, “Hey, things are great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God was surprised, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gone down there in the first place. Send him back up here.”

“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”

God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”

Satan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

Aren’t Kids Great?

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager anticipation the lovely breakfast her helpful, caring children were making for her.

However, after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

“As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”

Riddles: 

1. To you, rude would I never be, Though I flag my tongue for all to see. What am I?
2. What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
3. You are on a ship, over the side hangs a rope ladder with half-meter rungs. The tide rises a half meter per hour. At the end of five hours, how much of the ladder will remain above the water assuming that nine rungs were above the water when the tide began to rise?
4. David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
5. Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
6. While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives? Brought to you by Riddles.com

Answers

1. A dog 2. A stamp. 3. Nine rungs will be above the water. As the tide rises, so will the ship and the ladder. 4.David is BALD. 5. You don’t want to press your luck! 6. Just one, me.