Hooked On Facts:

The IRS processes more than 2 billion pieces of paper each year.

Astronauts get taller when they are in space.

Sheep outnumber humans in New Zealand 15 to 1.

A male baboon can kill a leopard.

When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red, too.

It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD’s!

A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.

There are 23 doctors in the U.S. called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon!

Sheep can recognize other sheep from pictures!

It takes about a week to make a jelly bean.

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Just Joking:

Jury Duty:

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she’s prejudice.

“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”

“Sit down,” says the judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney.”

Guess Who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

Bad Memory:

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor’s, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, “Where are you going?”

He replies, “To the kitchen.”

She asks, “Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?”

He replies, “Sure.”

She then asks him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?”

He says, “No, I can remember that.”

She then says, “Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you’ll forget that.”

He says, “I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.”

She replies, “Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down.”

With irritation in his voice, he says, “I don’t need to write that down, I can remember that.” He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, “You forgot my toast.”