Hooked On Facts:

In the year 2000, Pope John Paul II was named an ‘Honorary Harlem Globetrotter.’

Michael Keaton’s original name is Michael Douglas.

James Bond is also known as Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang-Bang.

The average housefly weighs 10 to 15 millionths of a pound.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay, as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Military to launch rockets!

In the United States, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people!

Rubber is one of the ingredients in bubble gum.

More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.

Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood.

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Just Joking:

Creation:

A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

Double Positives:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

Trimming The Barber:

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.” “That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’)

The Smart Pills:

As most young, weak, and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it. He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible making yum yum noises.

The bully, without asking, snatched the jar from Ken’s hand and asked, “What’s in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?”

“Well, they’re smart pills.”

“Smart pills?” the bully asked, then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth. “Pweeuuweppblahhh!” he reacted. “What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit poop!”

“See? You’re getting smarter already!”