| Week 31, 2007 - The Laughable News |
In The News:Buying A Bed At IKEA? Try It Out For The Night:No longer content to offer consumers Swedish meatballs and self-assembly shelves, Ikea in Norway offered weary shoppers the chance to sleep over in one of its Oslo showrooms free of charge. In late July, the public was able to spend the night in special rooms set up in the store, with a choice of bridal suite, complete with hanging chandelier and a round bed, or a luxury suite that includes breakfast in bed. Others shared a bunk in the dormitory, while parents and children joined in the fun in one of Ikea’s family rooms. And as an added freebie, customers will also be able to take their bedsheets home afterwards. “It’s a nice souvenir,” he added. “We will also give them bathrobes with the Ikea Hostel logo on it, and some slippers, so they won’t get cold at night,” he said. Hooked On Facts:
Unless you have a doctor’s note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.
Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts. A snail can sleep for three years. It takes 100 pounds of rain water to produce a single pound of food from the earth. Snowiest city in the U.S.: Blue canyon, California. It takes 17 muscles to smile, 43 to frown. The Statue of Liberty is a lighthouse. Only 1 person in 2 billion will live to be 116. One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed. Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks. A blue whale’s heart is the size of a Volkswagen Beetle!
Just Joking:How do you decide whom to marry? (Written by kids)
You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming.
No
person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re
stuck with.
What is the right age to get married?
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
What do most people do on a date?
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
When is it ok to kiss someone?
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Is it better to be single or married?
How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
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