Hooked On Facts:

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

Greyhounds have the best eyesight of any breed of dog.

More Americans have died in car accidents than have died in all the wars ever fought by the United States.

The average taste bud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

Before toilet paper was invented, French royalty wiped their bottoms with fine linen.

The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon.

A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second.

Women have a slightly higher average IQ than men.

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Just Joking:

Would You Marry Again?

A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "Never, my dear."

The wife said, "I'm sure you would."

So the husband said, "Okay, I would"

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.

And the husband replied, "I suppose so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"

"I doubt she’d want to," the husband said. "She’d be so much thinner."

If You Had What I Have:

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"

"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents.

Is That Your Penguin?

A man is walking down the street carrying a penguin. A
policeman stops him and inquires, "Is that your penguin?"
The man replies, "No, I noticed him following me and since it's
a hot day I thought I'd carry him."
The cop says, "Why don't you take the penguin to the zoo."
"That's a great idea," the man replies, and heads off toward
the zoo, the cop shaking his head.
Some hours later the cop sees the same man still carrying the
penguin.
"I thought you were gonna take the penguin to the zoo," he says.
The man replies, "I did, he liked it, now I'm taking him to the
movies."